eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

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Somehow people still buy Isaacs. Pretty surprising :3 this guys nowhere near done though. 

But im kind of excited for this one’s future as a religious figure (hint hint :p)

Figured it’s been a while since i took a selfy with an isaac lulz

Somehow people still buy Isaacs. Pretty surprising :3 this guys nowhere near done though.

But im kind of excited for this one’s future as a religious figure (hint hint :p)

Figured it’s been a while since i took a selfy with an isaac lulz

melesbian:

i am sophia

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Apparently tumblr sux. This is a post of my haircut and a follower with an awesome url. Deal with it

Click for the most hilarious, relatable gifs.

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Anonymous asked: Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket. Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it. Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your south seas, but I got this notion that the motion of your ocean meets small craft advisories. So if I capsize in your thighs' high tides, B5, you sunk my battleship. Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with that automatic drip. So show me yours I'll show you mine, tool time. You'll love it just like Lyle...

Huh, For some reason, I suddenly want to watch the discovery channel.

Anonymous asked: You're cute asian. Pretty provocative and nice butt btw =P

:333

these are cute aw