mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

(Source: bent-duck, via gunnedhamtanaka)

thoughtsofarandommind:

theneutronflow:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

Space saving furniture

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susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

An ostrich looking for a mate 

(Source: vinebox, via gunnedhamtanaka)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

(via maarzipan)

(Source: positivedoodles, via anothercreativespirit)

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

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hendumst:

I could listen to this forever and never get bored

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– PAC-MAN Club mix (140,174 plays)

withinmdot:

i describe my dream girl as really really vague.

LOL

(Source: sohapppily)

fuckyeaharonkwak:

jojje94:

Notification trolling.

HOLY

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